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11/04/2012 14:17

It was 2063 and Sir Ian McAllen was blocking the door of Amy Whinehouse bathroom. He was hiding inside it. Soon pedobear bashed on the door, almost opening it with a lot of force. McAllen didn’t want to get raped by pedobear so he came up with the plan to hide in the shower, behind the curtains. The door was rammed open and pedobear stormed in. Ian was sitting in the shower with the curtains closed. Pedobear smelled in the air and slowly walked to the shower and ripped the curtains off the ceiling. Ian had escaped out of the window. He ran down the street as fast as he can and broke the window of a car and jumped in it. He tried to start the car. The car started and he pushed down the pedal and the car started moving. Ian pulled the driving wheel backward and then forward so the car started to ascent. McAllen had escaped from the mad pedobear that wanted to rape him so bad.

 Ian was gaining height now and started to accelerate the futuristic car. He was flying high above the city and looked for a place to get something to eat. His eye fell  restaurant. He parked his car in the front of the restaurant and began walking in. “Can I help you?” Said the employee. “I would like to eat here.” Said McAllen.  The employee walked to a talbe and told Ian to sid downHe went to a table and sat down. He ordered lots of food.

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