Untitled, by Shannah and Floor
Once upon a time was Kim Jong-un in a Primark. Everything he sad wasn’t interesting. The weirdest thing was that everything was black! Kim felt that someone was standing close by him. He ask that person why everything was turned up black.
‘You have closed eye’s,’ respond the person. Kim opened his eyes and saw the world around him in colour. He was looking at the person he just spoken. Than he realized that de person he saw, was Julius Cesar! That couldn’t be true. He was a long time ago already death!
‘You were death!’ sad him to Julius with much amazement.
‘And you weren’t born in this age,’ suggested Julius Cesar sarcastic.
‘No, I was borned on 8th of January in 1984,’ said Kim.
‘Yes, subject. That is what I say. It isn’t 1984. It is 10.000 B.C.’
Kim panicked, how could this happen? How can I time traveling? And that while I don’t know how I do that!
‘All right, where are we?’ Asked Kim.
‘We’re in the Primark, of course.’ Sad Julius
‘Hè? Was there a Primark in your time!’ Kim was totally surprised.
‘Yes, of course there is. The Greek people loved shoes and make-up and since we have the Olympic games in Greece, are we a lot in Greece. And were gonna love those shoes and stuff that we maked in a store.’
Kim laughed. Julius runned like a little child away and screamed: ‘Come on, let’s go playa game outside.’
Kim went after him. Once outside, he saw a very large rainforest with all soldiers of the Roman army. Kim searched Julius and found him hopping between the soldiers. Julius nudged the General and the general felt on the ground. He felt against the soldiers and they felt also on the ground. It was a whole Domino Day effect.
‘So, now I know what the collapse of the Roman empire is.’