once upon a time there was a frog’, in space.
He had a lot of problems,
1. His car won’t start
2. he was in space
3. frogs can’t breathe in space
4.he was dyslecks , dislek he was bad at spelling, and so are we.
5.there is no KFC in spaceL
6.There isn’t even Space cake in space ,so he came for nothing.
All these problems led to one big problem.
He didn’t move because frogs can’t move in space.
After a few minutes the frog still didn’t move.
Because he was dead…
He died because frogs can’t breathe in space…
After a few hours the frog still didn’t move.
Then something horrible happened…
The KFC on earth was hit by a plane on 9/11.
Not by the Taliban but by vegetarians.
Because, They are idiots.
Then… another frog came in space, his name was Kermit.
He was able to breath in space because he had a space helmet .
Then he went to the moon and did the muppet show.
Then he saw the dead, floating frog in space.
When he saw the frog he went to him and repaired his car, using
miss piggy.
He saved the frog and wanted to take him to the KFC,
But the vegetarians bombed it so he was mad and pooped on a
Vegetarian.
After he did that he roasted the dead frog because frogs taste like chicken,
And It’s also much cheaper.
and so invented Kermit the KFF(Kentucky fried frog).
THE END.
